Mid Sem paper is back!!
I always thought Esther is o ne hell of a smart girl.. atleast compare to me.. always claim to be stardeeing n all.. but it turns out.. im smarter.. and i hardly study... cuz i beat her.
Yeah I beat her but still we both below average... which the average is below fail ..

Average = 42%
Esther = 32%
Me = 35.5%

Wheee!!

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Anyhow... I heard its Chinese New Year..
But I'm not Chinese

People wish me well n all the stuff like gong xi blah blah and xin nian blah blah
But I'm not Chinese

Lion dance with fire cracker, celebrate the beginning of new lunar year
But I'm not Chinese

Ask me for an pao like I'm a married uncle
But I'm not Chinese

Work in Japanese restaurant with more than half the staff consisting of Chinese
But I'm not Chinese

Happy Lunar New Year dayo

Long long time ago Japan also do Lunar New Year, now just known as the "Old New Year" or "旧正月". Until one day it just happened that it would be more conventional to follow the solar calendar rather than lunar.

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日本語 + 韓国語 + Lee's English 国際交流

Lee is a funny korean guy at taka.
Lee, Yoko and myself will often end up throwing up all our intestines from excessive laughter, a non-curable disease, highly contageous.

Lee keeps getting amazed at the similarity in the language between Japanese and Korean...

Aquarium in Japanese is Sui zok kan 水族館
Aquarium in Korean is Su zok gwan
Aquarium in Lee's English is Fish House

Giraffe in Japanese is Kirin キリン
Giraffe in Korean is also Kirin
Giraffe in Lee's English is Long Neck

Calculator in Japanese is Kei San Ki 計算機
Calculator in Korean is Kae San Ki
Calculator in Lee's English is Electronic Number

Once Lee was telling about this Korean dish. I asked what was in it.. he said Dok Dok..
Naturally I thought he was saying DOG since they eat dogs in korean anyway.
Ends up he was trying to say DUCK.. I was wonderin where he was gonna get a DOG to eat as soon as he suggested that he will cook for me n Yoko...

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I forgot all about 烏龍茶. It drains down all the fat I consume at Taka...

So I steal One home...

Then another...

and a third...

again...

u get the point i think...

I think Esther has seen me drink Oolong so often..

My manager person said,

"最近烏龍茶って人気あるね？もう無くなってしまったよ"

(The oolong tea is very popular these days, already out of stock)

and also my work friend said

"もう！鷹介君のせいで烏龍茶１カートン丸ごと持ってこないといけなかったんだよ今日"

(I had to bring a whole carton of oolong because u steal so much!!)

Oops.. I think I need to reduce my intake.

I should try the SLIMMING tea from my mom's shop.

I heard it taste disgusting...

Oooh and the ionic dieting drink.. yay!! Although my mom thinks its a scam but my friend in Jepun say they show on TV so it works!!

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Not much of a story really..

More or less anyway..

Once apon a time...

So there I was happily standing around on a typical Monday night shift doing absolutely nothing except for the fac that I was bitching about certain someone to a workmate of mine, Yoko.

I noticed something really odd about Joe whilst having the conversation with Yoko.

Joe just stood at the sushi counter makin sushi (omg.. like you dont say).. but the funny thing was there was no order. So I just assumed perhaps he was hungry.. which is another odd thing as Joe from what I gather never eats during shift.

After spending so much time on it look at what he made...

Looks pretty ordinary wouldn't you agree??

But wait for it

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I said WAIT!!

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Keep waiting

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Have some faith people!!

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erm whats that word starting with "W"??? (no.. its not WHORE)

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♪TA DAAAAA♪

Yeah I gather it is rather not very clear. But just compare with my cigarette box (talk about hygene).. its miniture sushi that Joe was making.. then all of us just started snapping away..

And they lived happily ever after

The End

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"Passengers Flying (Viewing) Kikoenai Voice Airline to WoopWoop Land, there has been a delay due to Slackness of the unqualified pilot (ie ME). The ETD is now .. err.. NOW... We apologize for any inconvenience it has caused."

So yeah the pic took longer than expected to be uploaded .. so wot u gonna do? Sue me?? Pffft.. I have every constitutional right to upload the pic however early or late I want. Freedom of speach equals freedom of whenever-i-want-to-upload-pic.. like duh...

Flight Plan:

Departing: Curtin University of Technology (And specializing in craptaculor internet)

Via North Bridge (Ariels Cafe)

Via South Perth (Mill Point)

Via Applecross (Applecross Point <= Fake name)

Final Destination : My House

Passengers continuing their journey back to CU of T may stay on board for a direct service to Lawson Street.

Please Note: This service is a codeshare service operated by Esther which has leased the transportation equipment from Pam.

Ariels

There will be a light refreshment served at this transit location. The salted fish and chicken fried rice is recommended if u are a MSG lover.

Alternatively, there is Baked Pork Chop on Rice.. super nice.. discovered by Pam

Coffee Tee Mix to drain down all the food is offered. Please note that we do not serve coffe or tea seperately. Thank you for your co-operation.

South Perth

Look at the magnificent view!! Just spectacular!! WOW!! (how fake.. but it really was exciting.. really)

Passengers please be aware as this location has been known as ghost picture spot. Lot of blur and transparency may occur. It is perfectly normal for this to occur. Should you feel threaten by this please put on ur oxygen mask and breath normally (remember to put the mask on yourself before putting on your children).

Applecross

Jack!! I'm Flying Jack!!

And I have ONE BIG FAT ASS just like Rose

Thank you for flying with Kikoenai Voice, We hope you had an enjoyable journey and hope to see you next time.

Breakfast @ Abacus..

I found a new toy that I want to buy.

This guy was so stressed. What a loser.. and he looked at us funny for takin his photo.. slut..

Blogged by Yosuke 08:35

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1) I changed my msn as most would have figured out already. Big deal.

2) I bought a suitcase without getting any air/bus/rail/sea ticket to anywhere. Sale.. then I don't know what to buy but still wanna spend money.. then I just buy.. so Sandra we better fucking go on a trip in July.. or else.. I will forever UNDERestimate you and never OVERestimate you.

clause i) I should probably be the one saving up. I keep spending like no tomorrow.
clause ii) UNDERestimation is the correct estimation, general estimation is the overestimation and the OVERestimation is the super overestimation.

3) Summer is so boring.. I think addicted to V already. Can't stop drinking on the mornings of Tuesday and Friday (Class), and Saturday and Sunday mornings (Work).

4) Taka is making me fat. Stopped tapao-ing rice already and tapao vege instead. But the most useless fact is that I put Kyuupee maynaise which defeats the whole purpose of tryin to diet. Some more things I can eat in taka is all fried one.. KNN..

5) (Related to 2 - clause i) Smoking is bad for you. Like duh. Anyway, now buying cigarette whether its from black market for AU$5.50 or AU$11.00 from convinience store like it doesnt matter.

6) (Related to 2 - clause i) Taking taxi home from city at times just for the sake of spending money or lazy to walk couple of hundread meters to St. Georges Tce.

7) Enjoying going out with Esther for mainly food. I quit alcohol already. No time, no effort, no money.

8) The true fact of wallet -purchases are that you buy but you spend the money buying that you got no money to put inside the wallet itself.. KNN.. CCB..

9) Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer: what on earth are you talking about. enemies? keep themclose.. what for.. just tell them to fuck off.. I wanna be closest to my friends..

10) Sex is good for your well being. The more you get laid, the longer you live. (Look at Japanese people.. one of the highest life expectancy, for females I believe it is THE highest life expectancy)

11) Smoking is good for you (Contradiction from 5 which is related to 2 - clause i, but this is not related to 2 - clause i). Again life expectancy (See 10 for more details).

12) I'm going to sleep. G' Night

13) Stop reading.. seriously.. im going to sleep.. slmat malam

Blogged by Yosuke 02:30

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Tuesday 3rd Januar 2006

Yaaaay!! Esther is finally Back!!!

Met up with her on our first day to class!! Whippeee!! I got a friend!! hehe

Esther Camoflage to the CBS wall.. hwa hwa hwa

Since it was Tuesday!! Go eat waffle.

We went to Viet Hoa before the waffle since we decided last year.. haha.. but no foto.. too hungry no time to take foto..=P

Thursday 5th January 2006

Was the last shift for Anne and Frederick..

Well Anne will come back one.. after her holiday back to JB.. Frederick will go back to Malaysia for good cuz he cannot find job.. poor thing.. after applying PR.. cannot get job.. go back Malaysia.. some more he did chemical engineering..

Anyway decided to go to fast eddy in the city to kopi & makan

wahh and ego maniac frederick shouted us all.. muz hav been so exp at fast eddy.. thanks mate!!

Candid!! Paparazzi!!

Frederick Havin fun on Tiar's Scooter..hahaha

Tiar is so AS!! but he found a friend with Willy in the end..

More Paparazzi!!

Photo with the girls.. hehe..!!

Photo with the guys + 1 Gurl

My work buddies!! Best people to work with.. Group photo.. final photo before their departure..

Friday 6th January 2006

Our second class and afterward go city to jalan jalan and makan makan..

went to Indonesia Indah.. not bad the food.. bit pricey for the portion but still was filling enuff..

Then went window shopping.. I got a suitcase on hold which I must go pick up on Tuesday after class.. dont forget esther!!!!

Woo did I tell you I was lieing?

Friday Anne got called to work so Friday was THE final day.. haha

Juz take photo at work.. cuz was so bored anywayz.. customer look at us funny..

Simon is being stupid AGAIN.. omg.. boy.. tsk tsk

Blogged by Yosuke 00:16

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well yeah.. happy new year..

新年明けましておめでとうございます。
平成17年も終わったところで、新年、平成18年がいよいよ始まりました。
今年もどうぞ宜しくお願いします。

Blogged by Yosuke 00:12

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